Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Pointless Endeavors Defined


Pointless Endeavor:

An earnest and conscientious effort towards a goal devoid of meaning; to work with set purpose to achieve absolutely nothing.

A regressive yet highly entertaining approach to life unconsciously developed by a debilitatingly tight-knit tribe of friends in Northern California. Normally used in reference to reasons for skiing, getting naked, rock climbing, air guitaring, surfing or drunkenly “tagging” others in their crotch region. Also used in reference to their dating potential, seemingly irrational decision-making, and mission to rid the world of self-importance and pretense through public displays of stupidity and humiliation.

Usually results in injury; ALWAYS results in fun.

For more on the Pointless Endeavors, check out the (fittingly) unregularly-updated blog, pointlessendeavors.blogspot.com.

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