Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Shooter

I'm not that big of a big baseball person. I used to be an obsessed Mets fan, so maybe that's why I'm no longer into the sport.

I enjoy going to the occasional game, but I'll never watch one on TV unless it's a pivotal playoff game. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that I pay more attention to the backstory of the game than I do the actual playing of it. I find things like the steroid issue, team dynamics, individual characters, the A's and Moneyball, and insane fans who storm the field to beat up an umpire to be more interesting. You could say that the sociological study of the game is more my bag of chew.

I think a lot of my lost interest when it comes to following specific teams or players on a regular basis has to do with a loss of innocence in regards to professional athletes. I'm forming a jaded opinion of them, and it's not a pretty one. My reasons are fairly cliched, naively generalized, and definitely don't take into account the fact that no rational person alive would turn down the opportunity to be paid millions to play a game, so I won't rehash them.

On that note, a few days ago, a former professional baseball player died in his home, for as-of-yet-to-be-determined causes. Rod "Shooter" Beck seemed to epitomize the exact opposite of my ignorant opinions. My friend Alan summed it up much better than I ever could, so to quote him:

"A guy like this will probably never come along in baseball again. For starters his nickname was 'Shooter.' He had a mullet, and handle bar mustache, and the build of a Harley mechanic. He looked like the hood ornament of a Mack truck, but had a high pitched squeaky voice. He was kind to everyone, even the media. After games he would often sit around in the clubhouse with a few other players smoking cigarettes, drinking beer and talking baseball. I guess you could say he had a bit of John Daly in him, and, really, what's wrong with that?"

Not to mention that he was an incredible pitcher. Sounds like a guy I would want as my little league coach, and a guy who makes me wish there were more of, so I could enjoy the professional game as much as other people do.

I hope Alan's wrong.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Oops I crapped my pants!

I plan on having to say that often from now on. Why? Because while I was gone from the blog...I turned 30.

That means I basically wake up every morning wondering if today is the day I start crapping my pants, buying tapioca pudding in bulk, and mixing myself an Ensure and vodka as a way to wind down in the evening. Evening being 2 or 3 in the afternoon.

Overreaction aside, one needs to look no further for proof of my rapid decline than the differences in birthday celebrations between 29 and 30 (which someone actually tried to tell me was the "new 20." I can see how some would like to believe that 50 is the new 40, or that 40 is even the new 30...but please. I now actually wear underwear, eat vegetables and can remember where I took off my pants the night before. As far as you know. So don't tell me that I "might as well be 20!").

Last year? I celebrated another meaningless year on the calendar by jumping out of a functioning airplane.


This year, to commemorate "the new 20," I got called a "great big American pussy" while in Amsterdam by my Mom's cousin - a 54 year old married doctor with two kids who drank my ass under the table - because he was pissed I didn't want to continue partying. (It was 4am.)

New 20 my old ass.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

From the Retro Files - The J Word

In an effort to make up for my lack of posting this past year, I'll occasionally hop in Doc Brown's Delorean and insert updates about my whereabouts in a retroactive fashion, starting today.

Our first blog pulled from the Retro Files has a lot to do with my disappearance from the webernet: my job. When I uprooted from California and blindly arrived in Colorado, two of my goals were to not only keep this blog current as a way to keep myself in the writing habit, but to also start dipping my feet into the freelance writing realm. In regards to both, I pulled a Munson. But only because I began spending the majority of my days in Boulder working for the Enthusiast Group.

Instead of risking the freedom, riches and fame that a freelance writing career might lead to, I decided to instead sign up for some stable indentured servitude as the Content Manager for their grassroots sports communities: YourClimbing.com, YourMTB.com, YourCycling.com, YourRunning.com, etc. My responsibilities range from general community oversight and website development to writing content and producing videos.

It's a start up with a lot of potential sparked from a great idea (I won't go into details - if interested just check out the website). It is the outdoor industry, though, so while I get to work within my passions everyday, the market is frustratingly thin and fickle. And sooooo behind the eight ball when it comes to web utilization. (The industry's manufacturers, NOT the users.)

So that's been the target of my focus, long hours, mental energy and the reason behind having time for little else. I'll post more of the work I've produced here and there in the future. In the meantime, enjoy this funny anecdote and video from a climbing competition I entered last month:

Competition round up at the USA Regionals in Boulder, CO

YourClimbing.com sent Brett Merlin and Neal Young to the USA Climbing Regional Championships at the Boulder Rock Club in Boulder, Colorado. This is their story...

Monday, June 18, 2007

Commemoration

I would now like to commemorate my return to the sweetest smelling blog on the internet with a new, self-made header! (Look up.) Nice? Nice!

(Amazing what an art-tard can do with Microsoft Word, huh?)

I'm back, baby! (a.k.a I'm so lame.)

Within three days of one another, two events prompted me to become self-aware of my lameness, and eventually come crawling back to the blogosphere.

The first was an email I wrote to the two people outside of my family that I've known the longest. I can't remember a time before I knew Jim and Steve. We've somehow kept in touch with each other for decades, always making an effort to meet somewhere in person every few years or more. Well since I embarked on the Pointless Endeavor (readers of the blog will note that any endeavor of pointless focus is an endeavor bordering on godliness) of moving to Denver last summer (when unfulfilled blogging promises were made), I've been incommunicado with either of them. When I sadly realized this gross error in upkeep, I began taking stock of the things I have and haven't accomplished since moving here. One glaring neglect? This pointless blog. Indeed, I'm so lame.

The second was an email from a great friend and (bless his heart) one of the few previous readers of my even fewer blog entries. He asked me why I hadn't even attempted to keep this up, and when I was going to get my act together. Well Kev, I'm back baby!

I'm not one for excuses, oh who am I kidding. I love excuses. Coupled with a glass of scotch, they help me sleep at night. There are reasons for the neglect; too many to mention now. But with some retro-active entries to follow, I'll fill you in on the busy goings on of my life in Colorado.

It's been a long, white, harsh winter of hibernation. But with the hopeful rebirth of blooming flowers, my writing too shall once again rise from the rejuvinat-oh barf. I'm going to try writing this blog again. If only for Kevin.